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So, Texas has a chain of restaurants called Taco Cabana. We didn't actually set foot in one (though my friend in Austin is a fan), but we did hear one of their commercials. It was some lame mariachi music. Uh, HELLO? This just seems so obvious to us. I don't know, maybe Manilow won't license his music for commercials. But just in case we're the first couple on earth to think of this:

Her name is Ronda; she works the counter
With a smile upon her face, and some freshly cleaned trays
She takes our money and gives us drink cups
While Tony is a star - the way he tends the salsa bar.
If there's a crowd indoors, the drive-thru's open 'til 4.
Great food at fabulous prices,
Who could ask for more?

It's the Taco, Taco Cabana.
The hottest spot north of Laredo.
At the Taco, Taco Cabana,
Tex-Mex food passion is always in fashion.
At the Taco... you'll fall in love.